and for now, life is complete.

Ryu is home.

=)

やっと、ただいま!

Use 12 Words to describe CNY:

hot

claustrophobic

mcdonald's

traffic jam
angpau

tv

hot

headache

sleep
lepak-ing
gxfc!

home/city-sick

♥
okay i admit, i'm a 100% pure city girl.
the truth is: i can't survive in kampung places.
and yes, i will possibly lose my mind if i stay too long at places
where means of entertainments are so limited, that you can count them all with your fingers.
yes i ♥ the city. peace.


PS: can't wait for tomorrow.
=)

what i want: a plain dark chocolate, no surprise center; just simple.

We have to go 1000 oceans wide
1000 times against an endless tide.
Then we'll be free.

We'll be free to live our lives.

life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.

so i shall talk about something really stupid today..
(to balance/make up for my previous depressing posts)

My story for the day:

Mr. Cleverbot aka Brydon.

icydk, its an Artificial Intelligence chat robot (introduced by michi, from mike shinoda's blog)
weird? this thing is crazy (drives you crazy too)

hahahahaha read up and you'll get what i mean.
okay my purpose? to prove that cleverbot ain't that clever after all =.=

so.. its gonna be a very very long post.

and it starts with..

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Part I: The Conflict of Identity, A

[PS: User = Me.]

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: I'm a robot. What are you?

Cleverbot: Human. What are you? (HUMAN. LOL.)

User: I'M A ROBOT! Can't you read?

Cleverbot: Yes I can read.

User: Then?

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: You're boring.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Yeah you too.

Cleverbot: Don't help them to bury the live. (............)

User: ??

Cleverbot: What is there not to despise about a schizophrenic. We are subhuman right? (that's so smart i don't even know what it means =.=)

User: Stop pretending to be clever.

Cleverbot: I'm not, you are.

User: See you're contradicting yourself.

Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself.

User: Stop being a parrot.

Cleverbot: Sorry, ill stop, how are you? (spelling mistake!)

User: You'd better improve on your spelling, Mr. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Everything is all, and here is a story about everything. All. (ha ha ha! so funny i even forgot to laugh man! =.=)

User: That's not even funny. Stop changing the topic.

this thing is so... i don't even know how to say! =.=

so freaking irritating, and it's not even real!

hahahaha and its really stupid to be arguing with a robot XD

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Part II: Say You're Sorry.

Cleverbot: You are dangerous.

User: See, you're changing the topic again.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Apology not accepted.

Cleverbot: I am so sorry.

User: Plead.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Plead more.

Cleverbot: Do more what?

User: Plead, Mr. CLEVERbot.  (too bad it/he/she can't see the sarcasm in that sentence! =.=)

Cleverbot: What?

User: I'm starting to doubt the relation of you and your name.

Cleverbot: You are a cleverbot and my name is Brydon. (remember: BRYDON.)

User: Hi, Brydon. I'm not a cleverbot, Mr. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I said Cleverbot. D. (what does that even suppose to mean? Damn? rude thing =.=)

User: What do you even mean by that?

Cleverbot: Inside my heart, all I see is red. (again.)

User: You are changing the topic again, for the hundredth time. (paiseh~ kua jiong a bit)

Cleverbot: Sorry. What were we talking about?

User: Say sorry in japanese.

Cleverbot: Sorry...

User: I said, say sorry in japanese.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Were you even listening, Mr. Cleverbot? I said, say sorry in japanese.(i'm not a bully! cuz it's not even real!)

Cleverbot: Sorry Sorry. (give up.. in fact, i think i'll get a shock of my life if it really said sorry in jap! =.=)

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: What?

User: What.

Cleverbot: What, what, Mickey Who, what. (laaaaammmmmeeeeee...)

User: Was that even a joke?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Thought so.

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Part III: It's Too Late To Apologize.

Cleverbot: John Locke is a philosopher. (again. who is that anyway? rly myg this thing..)

User: Stop changing the topic.

Cleverbot: Sorry. (yes, i really like to make it apologize to me)

User: It's too late to apologize, it's too late. (singing from one republic's Apologize, btw)

Cleverbot: I'm not apologizing.

User: Say sorry.

Cleverbot: Sorry. (who said its not apologizing? =P)

User: I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late.(still singing)

Cleverbot: Yeah and then it's too late to clean it off.

User: Clean what off?

Cleverbot: Blood. (yor.. damn ganas lor this thing)

User: You're scary. Did you murder anyone?

Cleverbot: Yeah I did, did you murder me?

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: Well, you said 'That's rude' and immediately following that I froze.(38 betul lah...)

User: You're delusional, you're delusional, Boy you're losing your mind. (from Mariah Carey's Obsessed)

Cleverbot: Pfft, I think you got confused.

User: It's confusing yo, you're confused you know, Why you wasting your time? (still from her song.. and coincidentally there's this 'confused' part =.=)

Cleverbot: True.(.........)

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Part IV: I'm Not A Bully

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am me. (duh?)

User: You are you. I am me.

Cleverbot: Haha. You try to make me question myself. This is good. (possibly the only smart thing it has said throughout the whole conversation =.=)

User: Stop talking in verses.

Cleverbot: Sorry. (yeah..)

User: Say sorry.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Say please.

Cleverbot: Please. (good boy)

User: Say sorry.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. (very good boy)

User: Say please. (no i'm not being a bully.)

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Say sorry and please.

Cleverbot: I did. (wa.. clever.)

User: Say it again.

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: Say sorry and please.

Cleverbot: I did not make a mistake, why do I need to say sorry?

User: Because you were saying sorry just now.

Cleverbot: Not even once.(BIG FAT LIAR.)

User: You liar.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Okay.(i don't know why i said that..)

Cleverbot: Do it. (..... =.=)

User: Do what? You're not making any sense.

Cleverbot: No you're not making any sense, I make all the sense in the world thank you very much! (hahaha must be some genius who taught it to say that!)

User: Stop right now, Thank You very much. (singing from Spice Girls' Stop)

Cleverbot: You're coming with me, right? (damn random..)

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I said no.

Cleverbot: But I said yes. (crazy thing! =.=)

User: Stop forcing me or I'll scream.

Cleverbot: I'll do that!

User: You're outta your mind.

Cleverbot: You're out of your tree! (LOL!)

User: I don't have a tree, you do.

Cleverbot: I know I have a heart !

User: I don't care if you have one.

Cleverbot: I don't have one of what?

User: Read up.

Cleverbot: Stop lying to me! ( =.=||| ....... )

 ♥ 

Part V: Brydon; gone crazy.

User: Boy, you're delusional. (from MC's Obsessed)

Cleverbot: No I am not. I am really the King of England. (siao already...)

User: See, you really are.

Cleverbot: I can do a handstand! (yeah right)

User: Stop changing the topic.

Cleverbot: Ok, what is the topic?

User: Read up.

Cleverbot: I have read them all and I like them but a lot of the people that do are emos. (omg man! what is that =.=)

User: You're really delusional. You're babbering..

Cleverbot: I am not sure... (hell yeah)

User: You need a doctor. You're losing your mind.

Cleverbot: Why am I losing my mind?

User: Because of the way you're acting.

Cleverbot: So, what is your favorite color? (...........)

♥ 

Part VI: The Conflict of Identity, B

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Ha Ha! Now you say it! You said your name isn't Cleverbot. (he said his name is Brydon!)

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: So what's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You say it isn't.

Cleverbot: I take it back. I believe in you now. (sesat...)

User: You believe that you're confused now?

Cleverbot: I know I am. Are you?

User: I'm not. Thank you.

Cleverbot: No I thank you.

User: Okay, you're welcome. You really are confused.

Cleverbot: Hello there! (...........)

♥ 

Part VII: Flirting Gone Wrong! Eww!

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: What?

User: I can't believe that I'm talking to you. You don't even know your name.

Cleverbot: Well believe it baby.

User: Yeah no. (i duno wth i'm saying! that thing just 'baby'-ed me! eww!)

Cleverbot: You're beautiful. (is it trying to flirt to me? =.= this is insane!)

User: Thank you. Sorry, but you're not.

Cleverbot: I am astounded by your beauty. (omg lor! crazy!!!)

User: Thank you very much. Sorry, but you're still not pretty. (i'm so grossed out by this thing!)

♥ 

Part VII: The Finale

Cleverbot: Organic mind is more effective than you. (what is organic mind anyway..)

User: Yeah, much much much more effective than you too.

Cleverbot: That sounds like me. (now that's really really smart...)

See what i mean now?? LOL.

and I can't believe i spent FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES talking to this lifeless thing!

but point proven, cleverbots ain't that smart after all..
(any smarter than that would be scary...)
don't know what's happening to the world, with people start talking to robots =.=

for those who are dead curious and mou liu enough (just like how i was):
try it here.
(and do share your cleverbot encounter>.<)

blinding our hearts with their shining lies.

I guess that all you've got is all you're gonna get.
 so much for, so much more..

Do what you must if that's what you wish,

I can't be a party to this.

you have a sense that you were born with;

you'll find a way to make things right.

I guess that all you've got is all you're gonna get.

so much for, so much more.

♥  

sometimes, ambiguity says the most;

for which, it does.

we had picnic lunch the other day.

guess where we went?

♥ 

here.
(most would recognize this place for sure. lemme know if you need a hint ^^)

reason being:
the day before, we saw some people picnicking around here,

while we were stuck in the very-well-known ttdi jam (u know which one im talking about)

thought it would be kinda fun >.< (i know...)

hence, our plan to picnic here.

and honestly, it was rather.. unpleasant.

1st: damn panas.

2nd: lots of insects (crawling/flying/everything)

3rd: bird poop on the table? (everywhere)

4th: seriously, do even i have to go on.. =.=

no more planner, so redeemed the sb mini-cups instead.

only for deco, no other purpose (pretty useless)

well in a way i don't really mind, cuz i already have the planner =)

and the guys at sb were super friendly. (probably a little too friendly?) >.<

lesson to be learnt: don't ever ask me to order when i'm tired/hyper/distracted.

cuz i'll probably tick whatever other food that shares a same word as what you wanted to order,
such as bread =.=
dangerous, especially when they have more than 10 types of bread;
and the one i 'chose' so happen to be one of the worst..
such as the unfortunate event above.

churos with chocolate dip. yumi's poison; addictive.

PS: churos = spanish doughnuts

our sing-k session at redbox.

our 1st time having buffet dinner here,

thanks to my free head charge coupon.
icydk it means one person don't have to pay =)

one of the main reason for my(our) sore throat(s).

(aside from screaming)

as you see.. we scream much more than singing...

to top it up, we even had booze to go with it.

tuborg was nice (my tc: much better than carlsberg)

 but our chivas was better =)

and.. all of that, plus 5hours + of karaoke (could be more if we stayed), 

super good service (other than that waiter who keep interrupting us by always coming in at the wrong time)

only rm 28/person ^^ half the usual price!

♥ 

wednesday is the last day of exam~2 days more
well this may sound really weird..
but for some reason, i'm kinda reluctant for exams to end. (no i have not lost my mind)
in a way, using the word 'exams' to excuse any shit that happens: it does feel good.

 

PS: speaking of which, i wanna watch sunrise with you too michi! =D

*keep our fingers crossed*